What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...