What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac