How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.