Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.