Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Previous Random Joke Next
Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.