Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator