Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Synonym.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Discover.
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
10 E's
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.