Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !