What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.