What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.