What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon