What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.