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A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because they don't like Nice people.
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
She said she didn't see him coming
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
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A divorce lawyer.
Malcolm Young
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Brainwashed.
To send people to the other side.
Nothing.
Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills
They only had two vans
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
One's a cunning runt...
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
A tree has limbs.
