What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Right Woman Jokes More Right Woman Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.