What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."