What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.