I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Digging for booty.
To hide his booty.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Give her a shovel.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Mourning Wood