What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"