What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.