What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?