What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.