What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!