Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.