Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.