Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus