What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.