Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.