Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.