What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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You get banned from the petting zoo.

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A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.