What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!