What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits