What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

A: Marching banned.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.