What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.