What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.