What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)