What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.