Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted