What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.