What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive