Because its hard to run in squares !
A: A statue of a dog!
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Acting surprised.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"