Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.