Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

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