Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread