Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call an Inbred cow?

A sandwich!

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !