What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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