What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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