Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

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