Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...