What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)