What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...