What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas