Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans