Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.