How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers