How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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He has two clean fingers.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.