How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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He has one clean finger

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!