How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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He has one clean finger.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Oily!