How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!