How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.