How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.