How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.