How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock