How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.