What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.