Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.