Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.