What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.