What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Previous Random Joke Next

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.