How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.