How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.