What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the confused bee say ?

To bee or not to bee !

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.