What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Throw in your laundry.

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On a clothes lion.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Bubble-0-7

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.