What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Seize their memes of production.

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You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!