What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.