What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.