What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.