What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

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What's your emergency?

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.