What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why are you telling me this now?

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.