What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.