What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!