What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough