Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman