Irish Wedding Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.