Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.