Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.