What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.