What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...