What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair