What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this