What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair